"I got to introduce Sally Struthers to Geddy Lee!"

"In front of packs of shrieking cougars, the band took to the stage..."

How come there are never any shrieking cougars at the Supper Show?

"Climbing up the ivory stairs
Never gonna get anywhere
Slipping on the first step, can't get a good grip
Climbing up the ivory stairs."

But I don't mind staying on the first step, because I can list the great Angel City among my myspace friends.

Maybe I do want to face the day after all...